Billboard March Madness - Maestro Style!

So I decided I don't like how the results of the Billboard.com March Madness (so far). Therefore, I am going to cast my own vote for the match-ups while it's still March (better late than never...right?) I realize that many of you will disagree with my picks. I do not care.

Let's go!!
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ROUND ONE

Happy vs. I'm Not the Only One
Winner: Happy. Fuck Sam Smith.

Anaconda vs. Lips Are Movin
Winner: Lips Are Movin. You know why.

Love Me Like You Do vs. Black Widow
Winner: Love Me Like You Do. Ellie Goulding is bae.

Shake It Off vs. Pompeii
Winner: Shake It off. It's hella catchy!

Drunk in Love vs. Bang Bang
Winner: Bang Bang. Drunk in Love is getting overrated.

Take Me to Church vs. Habits (Stay High)
Winner: Habits (Stay High). Seriously, why do people like 'Take Me to Church'?

Fancy vs. Break Free
Winner: Fancy. It's more fun, and Charli XCX rocks it.

Dark Horse vs. Let Her Go
Winner: Let Her Go. 'Dark Horse' is definitely overrated.

Stay With Me vs. Turn Down for What
Winner: Turn Down for What. Again, fuck Sam Smith!!

Sugar vs. Talk Dirty
Winner: Talk Dirty. Fuck Adam Levine and his tasteless antics!

Uptown Funk! vs. Let It Go
Winner: Let It Go. I'm sorry, but I'm not tired of that song yet!

All About That Bass vs. Wiggle
Winner: All About That Bass. Meghan Trainor knows what to do, with her booty and otherwise.

Problem vs. Thinking Out Loud
Winner: Problem. Ed Sheeran is just so bland now :(

All of Me vs. Animals
Winner: All of Me. Seriously, fuck Adam Levine and his ego! The music video for 'Animals' was downright vile.

Rude vs. FourFive Seconds
Winner: FourFive Seconds. You can't argue with an insta-classic!

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 ROUND TWO

Happy vs. Lips are Movin

Winner: Happy. Because I'm happpyyyyyyy

Love Me Like You Do vs. Am I Wrong?

Winner: Love Me Like You Do. Such a great ballad!

Shake It Off vs. Bang Bang

Winner: Bang Bang. It's even catchier than T-Swift.

Habits (Stay High) vs. Fancy

Winner: Fancy. Tove Lo won because of poor competition last round tbh.

Let Her Go vs. Turn Down for What

Winner: Turn Down for What. Again, Passenger got lucky last time.

Talk Dirty vs. Let It Go

Winner: Let It Go. I'm really sorry, this was a tough choice!!

All About That Bass vs. Problem

Winner: Problem. Maybe it's Ariana. Maybe it's Iggy. But for me it's a no-brainer.

All of Me vs. FourFive Seconds

Winner: All of Me. Simply because it's not a calculated career-boosting move like the other choice...

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ROUND THREE

Happy vs. Love Me Like You Do

Winner: Love Me Like You Do. Ellie Goulding knows how to make great pop.

Bang Bang vs. Fancy

Winner: Bang Bang. Jessie+Ariana+Nicki=PERFECTION!

Turn Down for What vs. Let It Go

Winner: Turn Down for What. Alright, but even "Frozen" can't top a classic party jam.

Problem vs. All of Me

Winner: Problem. It's sassy and catchy, while John Legend sounds a little sleepy.

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ROUND FOUR

Love Me Like You Do vs. Bang Bang

Winner: Love Me Like You Do. Artistically speaking, it's just the better choice.

Turn Down for What vs. Problem

Winner: Turn Down for What. Bringing Lil Jon back was the best thing DJ Snake could've ever done ever. Like. EVER!

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ROUND FIVE

Love Me Like You Do vs. Turn Down for What

And the winner is...

Turn Down For What!!!