This list can also double as a "People I Would Hypothetically Fuck" (see Jenna Marbles video of the same name. Yes I'm copying her. No I don't care. Yes I'm still going to do this anyway).
Btw, this list is going to be extremely long, so I'm going to divide it into sections.
YouTubers!!
iiSuperwomanii, Markiplier, Connor Franta
Shane Dawson (in any character)
Miranda Sings and Colleen Ballinger at the same time (if that were physically possible)
Jeana and Jesse from Prank vs Prank (and their cats Nylah and Bambu)
Jenna Marbles and Julien (and all three of their dogs)
I would have the most epic four-way with Grace Helbig, Mamrie Hart, and Hannah Hart
And then I would proceed to the most epic three-way with Jacksfilms and his gf Erin
Matthew Santoro, MatPat from The Game Theorists (hominahominahomina)
Adam Buckley from A Dose of Buckley, Sean Moore aka The Smeghead
Little Kuriboh, The Gabbie Show, Shanna Malcolm, Whitney Avalon, Venetian Princess
Anybody who has ever worked with Barely Productions (fka BarelyPolitical)
Rebecca Black, Joey Graceffa, NicePeter and EpicLloyd from Epic Rap Battles of History
Bart Baker, Lindsey Stirling, Rhett & Link, Tyler Oakley
Hank and John Green because they are the two of the best humans to have ever existed
Recording Artists!!
Marina and The Diamonds, Tove Lo, Lady Gaga, Madonna, Ellie Goulding
Adele, Alanis Morissette, Ben Gibbard, Banks, FKA Twigs, Grimes, Betty Who
Tegan and Sara, Björk, Lorde, Kelly Clarkson, Chvrches, Imogen Heap, JoJo
Kylie Minogue, Lana Del Rey
I would do absolutely anything that Lea Michele wanted me to do
-Owl City too
Zedd, Calvin Harris, Charli XCX, LIGHTS, Liz Phair
Michelle Branch, Miranda Lambert, Kacey Musgraves, Nelly Furtado
P!nk, Robyn, Shura, Shakira
I would help produce 10 million of The Veronicas' babies
I would let Dustin Bates from Starset do me in any position (from any angle)
Foxes, Sara Bareilles, Fiona Apple, Twenty One Pilots, Ariana Grande
Andrew McMahon, Carly Rae Jepsen, Amy Lee, Kaskade, Kelis, Kristin Kontrol, Lily Allen
And then I would hate-fuck the shit out of The Chainsmokers and tell them to make music that isn't frat-boy nonsense
Actors/Actresses!!
Christopher Meloni, Mariska Hargitay, Andy Samberg, Scarlet Johansson, Ewan McGregor
Jamie Dornan, Rebel Wilson, Anna Kendrick, Hailee Steinfeld, Jesse Eisenberg
Dave and James Franco, Channing Tatum, Rob Riggle, Zooey Deschanel, Ben Stiller
Jennifer Aniston, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Kirsten Dunst, Natalie Portman, Melissa McCarthy
Gerard Butler (over and over and over yaaaassss)
Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Reynolds!!!
Chris and Liam Hemsworth, Chris Pratt, Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Anna Farris, Regina Hall
Simon Rex, Daniel Radcliffe, Saoirse Ronan, Dakota and Elle Fanning, Alyson Stoner
Debby Ryan, David Henrie, Kevin James, Tyler Perry in any incarnation of Madea
Logan Lerman, Mario Lopez, Jason Statham, Daniel Craig, Abigail Breslin, Billie Lourd
Keke Palmer, Emma Roberts, Olivia Wilde, Jason Sudekis, Jason Bateman, Amy Adams
Jennifer Lawrence, Blake Lively, Amber Tamblyn, Naomi Watts, George Clooney
Anyone who has been on the main cast of House
And finally, I would love to have a massive orgy with the entire cast of How I Met Your Mother
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