Thanks Obama! (MaestroBlog Style)

So, ever since Obama got re-elected as president, this country has gone down the shitter. How? Here are a few (...) things that happened to me over this past week, that were caused by Obama's re-election:

My reed is shot, THANKS OBAMA!

My mouthpiece is dirtier than my cat's litterbox, THANKS OBAMA!

Ugh, the violins are rushing, THANKS OBAMA!

Ew, my french horn is full of spit, THANKS OBAMA!

And now there's spit all over the floor, THANKS OBAMA!

Ow, my arms hurt from holding my instrument, THANKS MICHELLE OBAMA!

We now have written theory three times a week? THANKS OBAMA!

I have to pass a piano proficiency test? THANKS OBAMA!

I have to compose a piece for my composition class? THANKS OBAMA!

I failed my geography test? THANKS OBAMA!

The bus doesn't run on Sundays? THANKS OBAMA!

My floor is covered with dirt and garbage, THANKS OBAMA!

Justin Bieber and One Direction? THANKS OBAMA!

I got ketchup instead of mustard, THANKS OBAMA!

I have a soar throat, THANKS OBAMA!

My room-mate is shit-faced drunk, THANKS OBAMA!

They put too much mayonnaise on my sandwich, THANKS OBAMA!

Santa isn't real? THANKS OBAMA!

Unicorns aren't real either? THANKS OBAMA!

Bitches don't dig my Spongebob swag, THANKS OBAMA!

I'm writing this instead of doing my homework, THANKS OBAMA!!!

You can let me know how Obama's ruined your life ;)