Funny Quotes from "Pitch Perfect"...Part 1

"Aca-scuse me?"

"You call yourself Fat Amy?"..."Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back"

"You're one of those aca-girls, I'm one of those aca-guys, and we're gonna have aca-children"

"Alright, hands in.........Hands in aca-bitches!!"

"I've been shot! I've just been shot! (with flying Mexican food)"

"I'm the best singer is Tasmania...with teeth"

"I have Bumper's number"..."Why do you have Bumper's number?"..."oh, well, ahhhhhhhhhh"

"We sing all over the world and compete in national championships"..."On purpose?"

"We perform at the Lincoln Arts Center you bitch!"

"We sing covers of songs without any instruments, it's all from our mouths!"..."Yikes..."

"No English...yes English? Just let me know where you're at, with English"

"So, how is the step monster?"..."No I don't actually care, I just wanted to say step monster"

"Amy, what are you doing?!"..."I'm horizontal running"

"I trust you will add your own cardio"..."Why cardio?"..."Yeah, don't put me down for cardio"

"If we let the Trebles penetrate us, we're giving them our power"..."Not a good enough reason to use the word penetrate..."

"I set fires to feel joy"

"I ate my twin in the womb"

"I think I have something that could help us out!"..."Woah bitch, no need to shout!"

"I think we all know where this is going...les-bi-anest"

"It all started when I broke up with my girlfriend"..."Whoomp! there it is!"

"And it opened up my eyes I saw the *baaarrrrfffffff*"

"And she had a week's worth of lunch and lost it"..."She didn't lose it, we know exactly where it is, it's all over the third row!"

"So I have a feeling, that we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?"..."Well sometimes I feel like I could do crystal meth and then I think' umm, better not'"